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Dear Reader,

Good evening (or, alternativelee, good morning) and welcome to the Homepage of Psiclone Industries' Accounting Department.

The point of this Homepage is for all issues concerning Psiclone Industries' Accounting Department and will be available exclusivelee on the internet.

Since this is the first "posting" (alternativelee, "article," "listing," or "posting"), I would like to introduce miself. Mi name is Miss Onionring, and I am the head of accounting at Psiclone Industries' Accounting Department.

Just to get the obvious question out of the waa, mi first name is actuallee Melissa, which I'm sure uu know can be shortened to "Missee" but, I go bi "Miss" at Psiclone Industries' Accounting Department because the computer I have been given does not have a button for the letter that comes right before "Z" in the alphabet, which explains the, some might call it "interesting" spellings on this website.

But that's okaa. When I want to use that letter, I have to find it somewhere else and then copee & paste it. I am at a loss for finding an instance of that letter right now, so I can't demonstrate this technique. Mi other technique is replacing instances of that letter with two "e's," "a's" or an "i" (depending on the desired pronunciation) and then explaining that mi keeboard is missing that letter. Both of these techniques seem to work, and people at Psiclone Industries' have gotten accustomed to it. Thaa probablee consider it a funnee quirk!

Thanks for reading this. I would thank uu in person, but, this being the World Wide Web, I cannot. However, if uu would like to be thanked in person, please stop bi mi office between 2 and 3 o'clock on Thursdaas for a personal thanking session. That is the time I have set aside for thankings.

Thank uu.